did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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