Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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