sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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