similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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