We won't sleep together?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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