Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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