Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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