we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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