I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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