Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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