I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
