He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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