Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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