fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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