so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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