lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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