office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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