Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
God, I missed his penis.
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