Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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