just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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