I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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