I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You ate ashes out of my bong
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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