I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
is wine microwaveable?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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