I skipped work to stalk him.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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