Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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