But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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