He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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