There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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