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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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