My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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