oh fat girl friday strikes again...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
