i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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