I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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