i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
home. puking in laundry basket.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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