is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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