I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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