i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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