I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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