matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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