her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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