I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
do nipples grow back?
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