Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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