So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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