next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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