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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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