He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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