do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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