the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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