thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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