Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just had sex on a roof
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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