...so i touched it.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
We left the knife in your bed.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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