Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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