Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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