If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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